What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?